








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4377 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3655 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5572 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5191 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,855,294 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ardy | 55% | 105 |
| #3 | Bleeus | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | Vonツ | 54% | 604 |
| #5 | Dylan Meta | 50% | 336 |
| #6 | RSolo | 42% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vonツ | 1037 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | Dylan Meta | 947 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | Bleeus | 668 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #4 | Ardy | 288 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | RSolo | 122 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ardy | +2.63 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Sloths | +1.82 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | Bleeus | +0.61 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | Vonツ | +0.46 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | Dylan Meta | -2.25 | 65 | 55 |





