








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1109 | 26% |
| Smokes | 397 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1605 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,026,535 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr4M | 58% | 113 |
| #2 | M4rc | 55% | 123 |
| #3 | Sem.exe | 55% | 80 |
| #4 | rohen | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | Y0uM0mD0g | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sem.exe | 55% | 80 |
| #4 | rohen | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | Y0uM0mD0g | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | Henlo | 38% | 42 |
| #7 | WAL | 25% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr4M | 21 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Henlo | 16 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | M4rc | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | WAL | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Y0uM0mD0g | 3 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4rc | 377 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | cr4M | 377 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | WAL | 180 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sem.exe | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Henlo | 73 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr4M | +3.32 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | Sem.exe | +1.84 | 93 | 57 |
| #3 | M4rc | +0.98 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | Y0uM0mD0g | +0.95 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | WAL | +0.72 | 77 | 57 |





