








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2446 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3036 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2533 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1976 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,373 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oh le clébard | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | OK | 52% | 130 |
| #3 | One taped by | 50% | 239 |
| #4 | Марк Leetify | 49% | 269 |
| #5 | Joker | 48% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | OK | 52% | 130 |
| #3 | One taped by | 50% | 239 |
| #4 | Марк Leetify | 49% | 269 |
| #5 | Joker | 48% | 155 |
| #6 | The Shrok | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | One taped by | 18 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Марк Leetify | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Joker | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | OK | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Марк Leetify | 560 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | One taped by | 326 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Joker | 243 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | OK | 162 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | The Shrok | 160 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Марк Leetify | +2.21 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | One taped by | +0.48 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Valkai | +0.33 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Joker | +0.22 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | OK | -0.02 | 70 | 65 |





