








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1944 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1782 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2304 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1843 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,546,083 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joker | 55% | 141 |
| #2 | Марк Leetify | 53% | 222 |
| #3 | Valkai | 52% | 130 |
| #4 | One taped by | 51% | 178 |
| #5 | The Shrok | 47% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Valkai | 52% | 130 |
| #4 | One taped by | 51% | 178 |
| #5 | The Shrok | 47% | 95 |
| #6 | oh le clébard | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | JE TIRE DROIT OUUUU | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | One taped by | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Марк Leetify | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Joker | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | JE TIRE DROIT OUUUU | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Valkai | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Марк Leetify | 487 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | One taped by | 264 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Joker | 218 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Valkai | 187 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | The Shrok | 145 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Марк Leetify | +2.66 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | One taped by | +0.62 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | OK | +0.49 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Valkai | +0.24 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | Joker | +0.18 | 71 | 68 |





