








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 948 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1063 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 485 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,829 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ⛧dzmL⛧ | 54% | 26 |
| #8 | Rinku | 53% | 137 |
| #9 | Okita | 50% | 113 |
| #10 | Yami | 43% | 81 |
| #11 | JoeyMatts | 38% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrong | 12 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Yami | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Okita | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | JoeyMatts | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Sho | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nurmagomedov | +4.05 | 92 | 40 |
| #2 | wrong | +2.50 | 90 | 54 |
| #3 | q_q | +0.82 | 79 | 42 |
| #4 | Yami | +0.34 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | Sho | +0.17 | 43 | 71 |





