








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1661 | 37% |
| Smokes | 202 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1545 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1141 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,007 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lara | 53% | 40 |
| #2 | Xx_ꜰυck_𝚈еah_xX | 50% | 56 |
| #3 | El ZWaKe | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | Furi_2022 | 48% | 73 |
| #5 | K1ng | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Furi_2022 | 48% | 73 |
| #5 | K1ng | 41% | 32 |
| #6 | lacip44 (HUN) | 38% | 42 |
| #7 | Undead | 37% | 62 |
| #8 | Izsvannn | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furi_2022 | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Xx_ꜰυck_𝚈еah_xX | 8 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Izsvannn | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | El ZWaKe | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Undead | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Undead | 169 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | El ZWaKe | 136 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lara | 115 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | lacip44 (HUN) | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Furi_2022 | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El ZWaKe | +6.29 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | K1ng | +6.18 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | Kleiner Teufel | +0.67 | 64 | 51 |
| #4 | Lara | +0.38 | 42 | 66 |
| #5 | lacip44 (HUN) | -0.81 | 27 | 53 |





