








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 757 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6260 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8082 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4692 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8036 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,251,363 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j3nni | 72% | 50 |
| #2 | ʻO Noa ke aliʻi | 70% | 54 |
| #3 | Aimbot4Areason csgonecro.com | 69% | 80 |
| #4 | sean cs.money | 67% | 350 |
| #5 | Krels | 66% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Krels | 66% | 272 |
| #6 | twistzz to FaZe | 64% | 211 |
| #7 | akaydia | 64% | 157 |
| #8 | Coach jooty | 60% | 48 |
| #9 | т3flon | 58% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sean cs.money | 40 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Aimbot4Areason csgonecro.com | 19 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Krels | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | akaydia | 13 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | twistzz to FaZe | 10 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sean cs.money | 1980 | 0.27 | 57 min |
| #2 | twistzz to FaZe | 751 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #3 | Krels | 592 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | Aimbot4Areason csgonecro.com | 568 | 0.35 | 16 min |
| #5 | akaydia | 395 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolts | +3.33 | 91 | 55 |
| #2 | ʻO Noa ke aliʻi | +2.18 | 93 | 56 |
| #3 | j3nni | +1.61 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | Aimbot4Areason csgonecro.com | +1.11 | 86 | 66 |
| #5 | Krels | +0.84 | 86 | 60 |





