








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6334 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3845 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3043 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2587 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $928,348 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRYDAY | 74% | 34 |
| #2 | ✟⛧Nick⛧✟ | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | florbis | 70% | 46 |
| #4 | Jolts | 69% | 80 |
| #5 | CALLOFDUTYBOSS2 | 68% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CALLOFDUTYBOSS2 | 68% | 19 |
| #6 | Krels | 64% | 33 |
| #7 | sean cs.money | 60% | 20 |
| #8 | Skidsmark | 56% | 117 |
| #9 | Beyjounn | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolts | 20 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Skidsmark | 19 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | ✟⛧Nick⛧✟ | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | FRYDAY | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | sean cs.money | 4 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skidsmark | 234 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jolts | 163 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | CALLOFDUTYBOSS2 | 112 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #4 | florbis | 95 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | sean cs.money | 93 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimbot4Areason csgonecro.com | +3.20 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Jolts | +2.50 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | FRYDAY | +1.74 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | Skidsmark | +1.57 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | Beyjounn | +0.51 | 75 | 59 |





