








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 975 | 36% |
| Smokes | 200 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 941 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 607 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,150 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Mogger | 43% | 99 |
| #11 | KyMilo | 42% | 116 |
| #12 | Buk | 42% | 187 |
| #13 | GoBolts | 41% | 27 |
| #14 | Arthur Morgan | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buk | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | KyMilo | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Mogger | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Blazin_Bolt | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Brendan Fraser | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buk | 353 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mogger | 251 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | KyMilo | 218 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Blazin_Bolt | 171 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ballin' | 151 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hahaha darn | +7.49 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | Barry | +7.48 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | Ballin' | +5.81 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | Buk | +2.97 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | Fortin' with Will | +2.19 | 77 | 58 |





