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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 371 | 20% |
| Smokes | 435 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 557 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 503 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,836 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOIJAMIES | 52% | 122 |
| #2 | huoraneekeri | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | Petri | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Jamal | 49% | 100 |
| #5 | negone | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | huoraneekeri | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | Petri | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Jamal | 49% | 100 |
| #5 | negone | 40% | 52 |
| #6 | himas? sykerö | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 16 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | huoraneekeri | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | SOIJAMIES | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | negone | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Petri | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 699 | 0.36 | 16 min |
| #2 | SOIJAMIES | 535 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | huoraneekeri | 166 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Petri | 121 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | negone | 42 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOIJAMIES | +3.47 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | Petri | +0.72 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | huoraneekeri | +0.71 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Jamal | -0.72 | 41 | 49 |
| #5 | negone | -0.79 | 52 | 51 |





