








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,007 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5481 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4192 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4626 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3708 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,535 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 812 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | negone | 55% | 104 |
| #4 | huoraneekeri | 54% | 223 |
| #5 | Jamal | 54% | 207 |
| #6 | Kiero | 52% | 122 |
| #7 | Goblin | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 20 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | huoraneekeri | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Petri | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Kiero | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | negone | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 1459 | 0.35 | 36 min |
| #2 | huoraneekeri | 483 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | Petri | 296 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Goblin | 106 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kiero | 89 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOIJAMIES | +2.19 | 65 | 72 |
| #2 | Petri | +1.41 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Goblin | -0.43 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | negone | -0.55 | 58 | 52 |
| #5 | huoraneekeri | -0.59 | 64 | 59 |





