








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9681 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9529 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6385 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6459 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,607,990 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cykabanaan | 603 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | ´´ | 539 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | ummi | 333 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | joekas | 332 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | K | 220 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juskA | +6.11 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | ummi | +1.99 | 55 | 70 |
| #3 | K | +1.43 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | Cykabanaan | +0.62 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | ◢◤ツM | +0.53 | 34 | 73 |





