








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1489 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1152 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1164 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 837 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $396,586 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BNM. | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | lenee | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | jigaboo | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | ✪ KriTiKaL™ | 57% | 119 |
| #5 | ✪ patient zero | 56% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | FANY. | 45% | 78 |
| #11 | nebula | 44% | 9 |
| #12 | ح YOUNI. | 42% | 31 |
| #13 | Miguelito San. | 40% | 42 |
| #14 | Gablontz | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ patient zero | 12 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Miguelito San. | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | lenee | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | !Kosmmy | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | FANY. | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KriTiKaL™ | 233 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | !Kosmmy | 192 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪ patient zero | 169 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | lenee | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Miguelito San. | 56 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !Kosmmy | +4.25 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | BNM. | +4.23 | 86 | 76 |
| #3 | 유︎ ☯︎ Boca ™ | +3.15 | 89 | 66 |
| #4 | FANY. | +0.71 | 72 | 24 |
| #5 | ✪ KriTiKaL™ | +0.37 | 68 | 69 |





