








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4027 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3487 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3505 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2944 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $840,371 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BNM. | 67% | 39 |
| #2 | ElecTroz | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | 유︎ ☯︎ Boca ™ | 56% | 59 |
| #4 | jigaboo | 56% | 153 |
| #5 | ✪ KriTiKaL™ | 53% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ح YOUNI. | 50% | 76 |
| #9 | Miguelito San. | 49% | 155 |
| #10 | jeff | 49% | 39 |
| #11 | ★QInfinite★ | 48% | 25 |
| #12 | lenee | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 유︎ ☯︎ Boca ™ | 16 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | FANY. | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Miguelito San. | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ح YOUNI. | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | jigaboo | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KriTiKaL™ | 467 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | !Kosmmy | 319 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | jigaboo | 212 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | 유︎ ☯︎ Boca ™ | 175 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | BNM. | 168 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BNM. | +4.15 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | !Kosmmy | +3.83 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | 유︎ ☯︎ Boca ™ | +3.04 | 89 | 67 |
| #4 | jigaboo | +1.82 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | FANY. | +1.13 | 71 | 24 |





