








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3058 | 36% |
| Smokes | 356 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 2394 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2711 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,972 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiero Kettu♥ | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | Kissalle jarrusukat | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | ☭𝓣𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵☭ | 48% | 120 |
| #4 | PJieter | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | Out East | 44% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☭𝓣𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵☭ | 468 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | jelmionmoon | 419 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Out East | 273 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | PJieter | 270 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lose Ary | 213 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jelmionmoon | +3.64 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Out East | +3.25 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Bombardiro Crocodilo | +2.04 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Lose Ary | +1.73 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | Jüffe | +1.35 | 88 | 59 |





