








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1777 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2409 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2938 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1970 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,027 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6 god | 53% | 99 |
| #2 | ༺Sudde༻ | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | persson1- | 45% | 106 |
| #4 | Bill | 44% | 101 |
| #5 | Jonte | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill | 285 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | persson1- | 264 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | 6 god | 236 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jonte | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | ༺Sudde༻ | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | persson1- | +2.29 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Bill | +1.75 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | Jonte | +1.04 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | 6 god | -0.18 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | Henry Loyd | -1.01 | 44 | 67 |





