








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5876 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5880 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6536 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5388 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,338,008 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 716 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill | 1385 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #2 | 6 god | 703 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Jonte | 382 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | ༺Sudde༻ | 274 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Henry Loyd | 168 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | persson1- | +3.04 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | Bill | +1.69 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | Jonte | +0.49 | 71 | 73 |
| #4 | elfen | -0.71 | 61 | 48 |
| #5 | Grass Gräs Ruoho трава عشب 草 | -0.78 | 61 | 48 |





