








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 181 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6444 | 20% |
| Smokes | 8878 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9419 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7644 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,483,252 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | persson1- | 1154 | 0.11 | 31 min |
| #2 | 6 god | 846 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | Jonte | 407 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | ༺Sudde༻ | 263 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Henry Loyd | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | persson1- | +2.98 | 80 | 74 |
| #2 | Bill | +1.55 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | Jonte | +0.74 | 71 | 74 |
| #4 | ༺Sudde༻ | -0.91 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | 6 god | -0.99 | 55 | 62 |





