








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 531 | 25% |
| Smokes | 595 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 514 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 466 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,246 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkriptKitty | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | InSAniTy | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Azrail | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | s3n | 72% | 29 |
| #5 | YonahPill | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Azrail | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | s3n | 72% | 29 |
| #5 | YonahPill | 71% | 7 |
| #6 | finn | 70% | 10 |
| #7 | DarkLegacy | 68% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3n | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | DarkLegacy | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | SkriptKitty | 2 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | Azrail | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | finn | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkLegacy | 204 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | s3n | 99 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | SkriptKitty | 47 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | Azrail | 40 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | InSAniTy | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b a t e s | +4.50 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | InSAniTy | +2.34 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | DarkLegacy | +1.97 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | s3n | +1.84 | 60 | 65 |
| #5 | finn | +1.75 | 56 | 46 |





