








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1792 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 665 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8205 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4850 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5314 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,682,815 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙋 𝙧 1 𝙘 𝙠 𝙇 𝙮 𝙮 𝙮 ™ | 85% | 82 |
| #2 | sYnaPs | 79% | 319 |
| #3 | CoBr4zZzZz | 79% | 368 |
| #4 | Mauritian Psycho | 78% | 60 |
| #5 | ZzeKaFtaC | 77% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kytho | 76% | 369 |
| #8 | lunar | 74% | 65 |
| #9 | DarkLegacy | 73% | 183 |
| #10 | s1lver | 72% | 39 |
| #11 | ymcmb | 70% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sYnaPs | 19 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Kitten | 15 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | CoBr4zZzZz | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ymcmb | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Kytho | 8 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sYnaPs | 1681 | 0.26 | 50 min |
| #2 | Kytho | 1075 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | CoBr4zZzZz | 904 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #4 | DarkLegacy | 831 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #5 | 𝙋 𝙧 1 𝙘 𝙠 𝙇 𝙮 𝙮 𝙮 ™ | 433 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙋 𝙧 1 𝙘 𝙠 𝙇 𝙮 𝙮 𝙮 ™ | +5.18 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | sYnaPs | +3.38 | 82 | 79 |
| #3 | InSAniTy | +3.24 | 90 | 63 |
| #4 | ZzeKaFtaC | +2.60 | 89 | 42 |
| #5 | CoBr4zZzZz | +1.69 | 75 | 62 |





