








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 802 | 37% |
| Smokes | 526 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 463 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 372 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,985 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | H4NQU3 | 54% | 39 |
| #7 | M2NN1K | 53% | 47 |
| #8 | Noname | 50% | 16 |
| #9 | Broto | 48% | 29 |
| #10 | RicoGang /// thug shake | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Topsigang :) | +3.31 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | M2NN1K | +2.18 | 87 | 35 |
| #3 | Noname | +2.16 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | GreenSnickers | +0.88 | 64 | 50 |
| #5 | Katumba Katumba | +0.54 | 43 | 37 |





