








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 630 | 22% |
| Smokes | 806 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 542 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 875 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,677 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EastR | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Velos | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Howdu | 56% | 86 |
| #4 | Sheol | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | snoop | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Velos | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Howdu | 56% | 86 |
| #4 | Sheol | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | snoop | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | jognathain | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Howdu | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | jognathain | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Sheol | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Howdu | 94 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sheol | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | jognathain | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | snoop | 27 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | EastR | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OrangeTH | +3.57 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | snoop | +3.15 | 86 | 73 |
| #3 | EastR | -0.09 | 31 | 45 |
| #4 | Howdu | -0.52 | 79 | 28 |
| #5 | jognathain | -0.95 | 78 | 45 |





