








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1210 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1512 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1323 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1238 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,269,807 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hede | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | W1Ccc☔ | 55% | 76 |
| #3 | Kastb3rgDK | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Zcamt | 49% | 84 |
| #5 | D1MMER | 49% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CYB0RK | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | W1Ccc☔ | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Zcamt | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | C0nfik | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Za1ver | 4 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zcamt | 255 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | CYB0RK | 199 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hede | 163 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | W1Ccc☔ | 147 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | C0nfik | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zcamt | +3.95 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | W1Ccc☔ | +3.69 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | C0nfik | +3.32 | 89 | 67 |
| #4 | Hede | +2.67 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | Kastb3rgDK | +1.49 | 85 | 52 |





