








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3080 | 50% |
| Smokes | 990 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 884 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,590 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ supaant ♡ | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | McQ42 | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | MajOnezy | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | MrDoge | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | xChrisG | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | xChrisG | 48% | 29 |
| #6 | Kondiii | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | Lamexシ | 44% | 34 |
| #8 | Dqminq | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | BigSmoke | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrDoge | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | xChrisG | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | McQ42 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Kondiii | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | BigSmoke | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dqminq | 128 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | McQ42 | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | xChrisG | 72 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♡ supaant ♡ | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kondiii | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McQ42 | +3.35 | 29 | 58 |
| #2 | MajOnezy | +1.96 | 54 | 37 |
| #3 | MrDoge | +1.64 | 45 | 40 |
| #4 | Banana | -0.09 | 6 | 66 |
| #5 | ♡ supaant ♡ | -0.55 | 22 | 51 |





