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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2844 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2125 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4695 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2985 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,680,576 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | MajOnezy | 43% | 121 |
| #14 | BigSmoke | 42% | 71 |
| #15 | Robixson | 40% | 68 |
| #16 | Ye Ye | 37% | 54 |
| #17 | Dqminq | 36% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skins.armyCSGOSKINS | 792 | 0.26 | 19 min |
| #2 | Dqminq | 627 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #3 | JohnKolderkov | 289 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | ♡ supaant ♡ | 254 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | r | 179 | 0.24 | 4 min |





