








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 110 | 10% |
| Smokes | 526 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 168 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 291 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,745 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McQ42 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | BigSmoke SKINS | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | supa | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | BAnana | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Piterskinsenjoyer | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McQ42 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | BigSmoke SKINS | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | supa | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | BAnana | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Piterskinsenjoyer | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piterskinsenjoyer | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | BAnana | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | BigSmoke SKINS | 1 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAnana | 139 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | Piterskinsenjoyer | 132 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | supa | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | McQ42 | 15 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | BigSmoke SKINS | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McQ42 | +5.75 | 34 | 45 |
| #2 | MrDoge | +1.81 | 40 | 36 |
| #3 | BAnana | -0.37 | 11 | 53 |
| #4 | BigSmoke SKINS | -0.49 | 33 | 47 |
| #5 | supa | -0.50 | 29 | 44 |





