








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1752 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1611 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1790 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1842 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,639 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UrBoyBangz | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | H a v o c | 59% | 69 |
| #3 | mannyGP | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | Manny_gp | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | ando | trading | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UrBoyBangz | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | H a v o c | 59% | 69 |
| #3 | mannyGP | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | Manny_gp | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | ando | trading | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H a v o c | 14 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Manny_gp | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | mannyGP | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ando | trading | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mannyGP | 381 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | H a v o c | 331 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | Manny_gp | 269 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | ando | trading | 64 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | UrBoyBangz | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H a v o c | +2.59 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | mannyGP | +1.93 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | ando | trading | +1.22 | 48 | 52 |
| #4 | Manny_gp | +0.82 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Snooze cow | +0.72 | 81 | 61 |





