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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 27% |
| Smokes | 365 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 242 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 266 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,242 of utility $280 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gremlin | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Cheesenut_Buttercake | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | FLU1D | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Finnick | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Nekilia | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Finnick | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Nekilia | 57% | 23 |
| #6 | Who¿ | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | King_Porkchop | 48% | 27 |
| #8 | Apple_Sauce | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLU1D | 2 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | King_Porkchop | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Cheesenut_Buttercake | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nekilia | 68 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | King_Porkchop | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Cheesenut_Buttercake | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | FLU1D | 16 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Finnick | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesenut_Buttercake | +7.18 | 54 | 53 |
| #2 | FLU1D | +0.67 | 45 | 49 |
| #3 | Who¿ | +0.19 | 49 | 59 |
| #4 | Gremlin | -0.16 | 58 | 39 |
| #5 | Nekilia | -0.39 | 41 | 60 |





