








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 441 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 195 | 44% |
| Smokes | 44 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 136 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 66 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,130 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskimo | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | greg heffley #BLM | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | i wanna kms | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | ROAD TO GLOBAL (SILVER 2) | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskimo | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | greg heffley #BLM | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | i wanna kms | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | ROAD TO GLOBAL (SILVER 2) | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i wanna kms | 1 | 0.0192 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROAD TO GLOBAL (SILVER 2) | 29 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #2 | eskimo | 27 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | greg heffley #BLM | 16 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | i wanna kms | 12 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greg heffley #BLM | +5.85 | 91 | 78 |
| #2 | eskimo | +5.45 | 99 | 73 |
| #3 | i wanna kms | +4.97 | 83 | 66 |
| #4 | Dxprxssxd2014#KMS | +3.04 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | ROAD TO GLOBAL (SILVER 2) | +2.02 | 96 | 75 |





