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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 108 | 32% |
| Smokes | 89 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 90 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 52 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,300 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorppari fani #1 | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Beef Jezos | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | KOAZT | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Vilja | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | KuppisBeTrippin | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorppari fani #1 | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Beef Jezos | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | KOAZT | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Vilja | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | KuppisBeTrippin | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOAZT | 2 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Beef Jezos | 1 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vilja | 23 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #2 | Beef Jezos | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Skorppari fani #1 | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | KOAZT | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | KuppisBeTrippin | 4 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baasingseis | +4.36 | 54 | 54 |
| #2 | Skorppari fani #1 | +2.07 | 10 | 8 |
| #3 | KOAZT | +1.55 | 69 | 21 |
| #4 | KuppisBeTrippin | -0.27 | 69 | 37 |
| #5 | Vilja | -0.80 | 50 | 30 |





