








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1570 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1530 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1020 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1270 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,561 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0vert || | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | mR1St1ck | 57% | 82 |
| #3 | bacon mac and cheese | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | YaSsiN// | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | razx | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | bacon mac and cheese | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | YaSsiN// | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | razx | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | ϟ | K u m a_ | 52% | 21 |
| #7 | 🐺 𝓶Ⓐѕ𝒽aŘ𝓎 | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mR1St1ck | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | razx | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | 🐺 𝓶Ⓐѕ𝒽aŘ𝓎 | 2 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | bacon mac and cheese | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mR1St1ck | 479 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #2 | razx | 194 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #3 | bacon mac and cheese | 148 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | ϟ | K u m a_ | 62 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | YaSsiN// | 36 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razx | +3.83 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | LORD GABEN | +1.54 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | 🐺 𝓶Ⓐѕ𝒽aŘ𝓎 | +0.91 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | mR1St1ck | -0.18 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | YaSsiN// | -0.78 | 84 | 45 |





