








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 165 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2893 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2171 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1913 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2060 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $370,320 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blood* | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | LORD GABEN | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | razx | 55% | 83 |
| #4 | mR1St1ck | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | Maroqino | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LORD GABEN | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | razx | 55% | 83 |
| #4 | mR1St1ck | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | Maroqino | 55% | 11 |
| #6 | ϟ | K u m a_ | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razx | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razx | 507 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | mR1St1ck | 239 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | blood* | 158 | 0.52 | 4 min |
| #4 | LORD GABEN | 127 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Maroqino | 60 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razx | +3.51 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | LORD GABEN | +2.30 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | blood* | +1.72 | 70 | 74 |
| #4 | bacon mac and cheese | +0.08 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | mR1St1ck | -0.66 | 62 | 69 |





