








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1602 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1265 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1133 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1048 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,639 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venn1 | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | ✪ bRYON | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | j0n | 75% | 20 |
| #4 | _XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_ | 71% | 17 |
| #5 | 7OXIC | 68% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | vctrrr | 54% | 13 |
| #16 | Hunter | 50% | 6 |
| #17 | Bjarni | 50% | 8 |
| #18 | Stjáni Guli | 45% | 11 |
| #19 | DEJJSAN is rws | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7OXIC | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | drugbasher FYRIR VÖFFLURNAR | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_ | 93 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | 7OXIC | 90 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ bRYON | 65 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Flexy | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | j0n | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mozart | +3.72 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | ✪ bRYON | +2.04 | 71 | 79 |
| #3 | pabo | +1.78 | 82 | 75 |
| #4 | _XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_ | +1.76 | 86 | 86 |
| #5 | Stjáni Guli | +1.42 | 88 | 68 |





