








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1176 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1747 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1607 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1508 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,726 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uwu | Anita Dick <3 | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | leo | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Muffin | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | shoXy | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | xte | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | leo | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Muffin | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | shoXy | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | xte | 41% | 49 |
| #6 | teback allice | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xte | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | uwu | Anita Dick <3 | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | teback allice | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | leo | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | shoXy | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muffin | 98 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | teback allice | 92 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | shoXy | 73 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | leo | 65 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | uwu | Anita Dick <3 | 51 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uwu | Anita Dick <3 | +4.69 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | leo | +3.14 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | teback allice | +2.33 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | shoXy | +2.12 | 65 | 78 |
| #5 | aN | veltrix™ | +0.12 | 52 | 53 |





