








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3292 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2754 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2243 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1887 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,114 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Ego] Huppa | 58% | 99 |
| #2 | Brenni | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Tom | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | shroud | 53% | 114 |
| #5 | Alliexander | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | +4.91 | 75 | 75 |
| #2 | [Ego] Huppa | +2.63 | 58 | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ MrPle0niX | +0.82 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | Brenni | -0.63 | 54 | 71 |
| #5 | Alliexander | -0.77 | 63 | 50 |





