








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1064 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10549 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7996 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6536 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5114 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,864 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 912 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | USSR-DDoS | 62% | 156 |
| #2 | Snackysnac | 59% | 103 |
| #3 | tropical | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | USSR-DDoS | 62% | 156 |
| #2 | Snackysnac | 59% | 103 |
| #3 | tropical | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snackysnac | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | USSR-DDoS | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | tropical | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tropical | 115 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Snackysnac | 110 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | USSR-DDoS | 86 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | USSR-DDoS | +8.23 | 88 | 44 |
| #2 | cate | -0.41 | 39 | 63 |
| #3 | Snackysnac | -3.65 | 31 | 32 |
| #4 | tropical | -4.76 | 39 | 32 |





