








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 803 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




162 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4629 | 12% |
| Smokes | 9558 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10161 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 13723 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,301,561 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CrowEnjoyer | 54% | 293 |
| #6 | капустка-PEEK swagst3r | 51% | 286 |
| #7 | Generic | 51% | 294 |
| #8 | SpFoLi | 50% | 285 |
| #9 | chill weed vibes | 43% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrowEnjoyer | 69 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Generic | 58 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | SpFoLi | 33 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | капустка-PEEK swagst3r | 28 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | chill weed vibes | 28 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cate | 667 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | SpFoLi | 583 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Generic | 369 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | tropical | 290 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Snackysnac | 272 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | USSR-DDoS | +5.80 | 88 | 41 |
| #2 | Generic | +0.78 | 75 | 41 |
| #3 | cate | -0.77 | 41 | 60 |
| #4 | CrowEnjoyer | -0.78 | 72 | 36 |
| #5 | капустка-PEEK swagst3r | -1.59 | 61 | 22 |





