








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1441 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1192 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1153 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 616 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,403 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lerpsuilija | 45% | 199 |
| #2 | bimi | 44% | 162 |
| #3 | Picordiol | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | muumikeisari | 43% | 112 |
| #5 | -Tee- | 42% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | bimi | 44% | 162 |
| #3 | Picordiol | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | muumikeisari | 43% | 112 |
| #5 | -Tee- | 42% | 154 |
| #6 | tomi | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lerpsuilija | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | muumikeisari | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | bimi | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Picordiol | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | -Tee- | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lerpsuilija | 509 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | muumikeisari | 346 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | bimi | 249 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Picordiol | 181 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | -Tee- | 155 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomi | +3.20 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Lerpsuilija | +2.77 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | bimi | +1.55 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | muumikeisari | -0.45 | 73 | 44 |
| #5 | Picordiol | -0.85 | 62 | 59 |





