








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 990 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3868 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3482 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3513 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4026 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,759,576 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuhkis | 66% | 62 |
| #2 | tomi | 54% | 117 |
| #3 | muumikeisari | 51% | 259 |
| #4 | -Tee- | 50% | 315 |
| #5 | bimi | 48% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | muumikeisari | 51% | 259 |
| #4 | -Tee- | 50% | 315 |
| #5 | bimi | 48% | 281 |
| #6 | Picordiol | 46% | 159 |
| #7 | TheJunkyThrasher | 45% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muumikeisari | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | -Tee- | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | TheJunkyThrasher | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | bimi | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Picordiol | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muumikeisari | 835 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | tomi | 568 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #3 | TheJunkyThrasher | 473 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | bimi | 457 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Picordiol | 447 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lerpsuilija | +2.73 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | tomi | +2.42 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | bimi | +1.46 | 78 | 49 |
| #4 | muumikeisari | +0.36 | 74 | 46 |
| #5 | Tuhkis | -0.97 | 64 | 60 |





