








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 393 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




357 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3284 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3320 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2586 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4004 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,463 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7910 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flickenoff | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | GuroPup | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | VerbalBraille | 51% | 172 |
| #4 | Left Twix | 49% | 125 |
| #5 | 270 IQ Super Thinker | 49% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rickroll11112 | +3.64 | 57 | 33 |
| #2 | Left Twix | +1.10 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | GuroPup | +0.83 | 71 | 39 |
| #4 | Flickenoff | -0.74 | 51 | 48 |
| #5 | VerbalBraille | -1.18 | 21 | 33 |





