








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 770 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1414 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 844 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,722 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Left Twix | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | GuroPup | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | rickroll11112 | 49% | 76 |
| #4 | VerbalBraille | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Left Twix | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | GuroPup | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | rickroll11112 | 49% | 76 |
| #4 | VerbalBraille | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rickroll11112 | 26 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | Left Twix | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | VerbalBraille | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rickroll11112 | 151 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | GuroPup | 22 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | VerbalBraille | 21 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Left Twix | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rickroll11112 | +3.84 | 66 | 35 |
| #2 | GuroPup | +2.90 | 82 | 47 |
| #3 | 270 IQ Super Thinker | +0.22 | 51 | 31 |
| #4 | Left Twix | -0.39 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | VerbalBraille | -1.91 | 16 | 30 |





