








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 914 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 209 matches | ||
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




240 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1623 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2405 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4055 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2275 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,972 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POMMITTAJA LATIFA | 84 | 0.0278 |
| #2 | Seelavirtanennisoperseeeeeee | 69 | 0.0270 |
| #3 | Setä Tuomo | 14 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Musta Kaapo | 12 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | riihivalkamanparoni | 9 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POMMITTAJA LATIFA | 524 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Seelavirtanennisoperseeeeeee | 229 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Musta Kaapo | 199 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Setä Tuomo | 111 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | riihivalkamanparoni | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta Kaapo | +3.05 | 55 | 56 |
| #2 | riihivalkamanparoni | +2.39 | 49 | 60 |
| #3 | POMMITTAJA LATIFA | +0.61 | 48 | 54 |
| #4 | Seelavirtanennisoperseeeeeee | +0.29 | 48 | 39 |
| #5 | SulppeZ | -0.51 | 22 | 31 |





