








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 450 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 178 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9072 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5959 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4358 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4505 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,626,779 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛✪Fryd♛ | 57% | 162 |
| #2 | Rahbek | 57% | 173 |
| #3 | Mulkan | 49% | 178 |
| #4 | Cummy Aches | 48% | 190 |
| #5 | BENT3 | 45% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mulkan | 22 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Slow | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Cummy Aches | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | BENT3 | 13 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Rahbek | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mulkan | 625 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | Rahbek | 454 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Cummy Aches | 301 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Slow | 283 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | ♛✪Fryd♛ | 278 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛✪Fryd♛ | +5.15 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | BENT3 | +2.86 | 90 | 47 |
| #3 | Rahbek | +2.71 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | Mulkan | +0.23 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | Sperminator | -0.08 | 69 | 63 |





