








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 779 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1351 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2488 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1735 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2860 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,384 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BENT3 | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | Sperminator | 57% | 162 |
| #3 | Rahbek | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Brinkidiniki | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Exotic ♛ | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rahbek | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Brinkidiniki | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Exotic ♛ | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | Slow | 42% | 36 |
| #7 | Yellow noob | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sperminator | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Rahbek | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Slow | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | BENT3 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sperminator | 435 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Rahbek | 290 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | BENT3 | 88 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Yellow noob | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Exotic ♛ | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛✪Fryd♛ | +3.95 | 83 | 51 |
| #2 | BENT3 | +1.34 | 90 | 48 |
| #3 | Rahbek | +1.31 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Brinkidiniki | +0.41 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | Exotic ♛ | -0.38 | 82 | 52 |





