








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 723 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2499 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3883 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 2081 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,104 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕︎SpooD♕ | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | MaTJoFC | 63% | 250 |
| #3 | -Traz-� | 61% | 332 |
| #4 | Evil | 59% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕︎SpooD♕ | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | MaTJoFC | 63% | 250 |
| #3 | -Traz-� | 61% | 332 |
| #4 | Evil | 59% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaTJoFC | 23 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Evil | 21 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | -Traz-� | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ♕︎SpooD♕ | 4 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaTJoFC | 623 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | -Traz-� | 559 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | Evil | 218 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | ♕︎SpooD♕ | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaTJoFC | +3.86 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | -Traz-� | +2.66 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | 1hasnoodles | -0.65 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | ♕︎SpooD♕ | -0.77 | 87 | 56 |
| #5 | Evil | -2.34 | 48 | 60 |





