








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 77 | 32% |
| Smokes | 18 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 122 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 26 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,732 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xPuz0n | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Pussy_Destroyer_69 | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | beng beng | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | PeckWalck | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | OuwekCSGOSKINS | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Pussy_Destroyer_69 | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | beng beng | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | PeckWalck | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | OuwekCSGOSKINS | 25% | 4 |
| #6 | mar3cz3q | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeckWalck | 9 | 0.0350 |
| #2 | beng beng | 7 | 0.0164 |
| #3 | Pussy_Destroyer_69 | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | mar3cz3q | 2 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xPuz0n | 60 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | PeckWalck | 55 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pussy_Destroyer_69 | 41 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | beng beng | 30 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | mar3cz3q | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beng beng | +3.46 | 46 | 35 |
| #2 | PeckWalck | +3.10 | 61 | 77 |
| #3 | xPuz0n | +0.10 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | Pussy_Destroyer_69 | -0.61 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | mar3cz3q | -2.15 | 56 | 53 |





