








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1550 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2124 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1415 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,444,371 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beng beng | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | PeckWalck | 48% | 128 |
| #3 | xPuz0n | 46% | 160 |
| #4 | POROLOWY | 43% | 65 |
| #5 | 韋蒂略 | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beng beng | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | PeckWalck | 48% | 128 |
| #3 | xPuz0n | 46% | 160 |
| #4 | POROLOWY | 43% | 65 |
| #5 | 韋蒂略 | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeckWalck | 29 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | 韋蒂略 | 17 | 0.0273 |
| #3 | beng beng | 13 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | xPuz0n | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | POROLOWY | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xPuz0n | 687 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | PeckWalck | 551 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | beng beng | 118 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | POROLOWY | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | 韋蒂略 | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeckWalck | +1.58 | 59 | 71 |
| #2 | Pussy_Destroyer_69 | +0.40 | 74 | 51 |
| #3 | POROLOWY | +0.27 | 52 | 46 |
| #4 | beng beng | +0.20 | 38 | 35 |
| #5 | xPuz0n | -1.24 | 67 | 68 |





