








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2741 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3451 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2515 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3582 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,666 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | sinacle | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | ℕ𝕚ℙ𝟛𝕩™_TTV | 67% | 36 |
| #4 | Ackerman | 64% | 47 |
| #5 | Stewyy | 63% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Where Is Betty | 161 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ackerman | 139 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Stewyy | 118 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Spyboticer | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sluggish | 90 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P҉A҉ | +2.22 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Ackerman | +2.09 | 93 | 57 |
| #3 | Spyboticer | +1.98 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | ℕ𝕚ℙ𝟛𝕩™_TTV | +1.77 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | Where Is Betty | +1.55 | 58 | 65 |





