








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2397 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2889 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3586 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2234 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,128,603 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Where Is Betty | 1109 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | ✪ Webbles | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | BOT | 148 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | P҉A҉ | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Isn't Betty a womans name | 78 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P҉A҉ | +3.92 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Poon | +1.16 | 52 | 64 |
| #3 | Where Is Betty | +1.11 | 50 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪ Webbles | +0.81 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | Isn't Betty a womans name | +0.39 | 64 | 64 |





