








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 201 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4085 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4711 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4277 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3440 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,847,162 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1043 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nich_Gaming100 | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | JrMole | 53% | 173 |
| #3 | ✪ Crispy ⭕⃤ | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | KappaHD | 52% | 71 |
| #5 | General Munkemand | 52% | 393 |





